No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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