would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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