I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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