And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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