Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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