in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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