Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
you never un-have a 4some
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