Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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