I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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