drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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