You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
