I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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