So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
