That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
