O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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