i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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