he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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