we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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