so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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