what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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