i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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