Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
