ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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