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I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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