my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
soo... how was my night?
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