I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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