I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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