so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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