I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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