yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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