i would punch a child for taco bell
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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