I don't think brook has ever known best
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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