This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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