I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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