i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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