ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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