Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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