Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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