I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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