i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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