im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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