obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
