she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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