she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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