So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I didn't notice because vodka
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
