I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My dick has a subreddit
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
