I want to have your abortion
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
