Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Less talking, more tequila
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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