420 ftw
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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