we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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