okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Best friends brother. Beat that.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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