Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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