Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Drunk walkin through police station. America
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
