Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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