I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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