you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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