he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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